Nobody’s Eating Grandma (with Ryan Ken)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Hello, all of our special friends! And welcome to the show!! We're so happy to see each and every one of you, come on into our tree fort! We're launching Golden Records into outer space so that aliens far away can know ALL about the human race long after we've all turned to ash!! Today we're making a record with someone we care about so much, writer and actor Ryan Ken! Take a look at their record!! It's got a singer, an actor, hot bods, and great food! Ryan's Artifacts Whitney Houston singing the American National Anthem at the 1991 Super Bowl (audio-visual) Viola Davis's award speeches (audio-visual) Thirst traps with inspirational captions (human behavior) Regional food chain rivalries (human behavior) People forgetting they’re on mute on Zoom calls (human behavior) Follow Ryan on Instagram Twitter and TiktTok! -- Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.
0:27.7	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Hello, good-jord, our moon.
0:32.8	Honitjia.
0:33.4	Ola and saludos at all right.
0:35.8	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.8	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.4	Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
1:06.2	Wow, look who it is.
1:08.9	Whoa, Shelby, what's up, dude?
1:11.6	Well, look who it is. Whoa, Shelby, what's up, dude? Well, look who it is.
1:14.2	It's Caleb.
1:15.5	Oh, boy, if it isn't my old friend, Shelby, Shelby, what's going on today?
1:21.0	Like we're in a kid show.
1:22.3	Yeah.
1:23.1	Look who dropped by the playhouse.
1:27.3	It's Shelby Joel.
1:29.3	Man, I really hope we can go to the gum drop forest this afternoon.
1:33.6	I want to talk to you guys about something super important today.
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