The Power of LBH!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

LBH (Little Blue Hats) are magical pieces of attire that can bring you love, fortune, fame and free booze! The BBC show Blind Date brings the LBH to the stage and its attached to a hapless bloke named Josh. Let's all listen as 3 buffoons try to win the affection of a lovely lass, shall we? A woman in Japan is taken by the Space Man Scam! How much does it cost to land your rocket? The International Space Station is cheaper to visit than you'd think Self Driving cars cannot take a left When will we be able to sleep on our drive to work? Which brother flew the first plane? Orville or Redenbaucher? BBC's Blind Date has been running for decades 3 hapless single men are fighting for a weeks vacation with a lovely lass The LBH gets you ANYTHING you want LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's Brian. You know what drives me crazy at the beginning of a podcast?
0:03.6	When a podcaster comes on and apologizes for the future audio quality of their show.
0:08.1	So of course, here I am doing that exact same thing. When recording this very funny episode of
0:13.0	the commercial break, I didn't realize I had turned off a setting on my microphone.
0:16.7	Leaving my voice to the whims of the audio processor inside of our board.
0:20.7	I would never send you anything of shitty quality, so know that this just happens every once in a
0:24.8	minute. But you may hear my voice fade out a little bit if I move away from the microphone.
0:29.1	I apologize in advance for any drama this may cause you and trust me. I've given myself
0:33.7	sufficient punishment. So now that I've taken myself to the river, let's take you to the next
0:38.3	brand new episode of the commercial break. Enjoy!
0:45.8	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:48.1	Oh look, it's my computer. It's telling me it's time to fuel up.
0:54.8	That's my rocket computer. I've gotta go fill up now, girl.
0:59.2	So yeah, pay palmy. It's cool. Friends and family, I don't want to pay those high fees.
1:05.2	I show up with 10 beautiful women I can't get into the car. This dude comes with a dirty hat that
1:09.6	smells like Nico and he gets in right away. Really? To the front of the line.
1:13.6	Sir, sir your LVH this way please. Stand back ladies. LVH coming your way.
1:22.2	Look out. It's bungeon. It's bungeon.
1:28.3	It smells like boochies fondue like this way.
1:37.0	Weird.
1:37.4	Because if you put your lips on me I'm sure it can make some sweet music together.
1:45.4	Because if you blow my dick trumpet.
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