The Maid Of Dishonor!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The wedding night is supposed to be a special night of love, lust and passion. But sleeping with the Maid of Honor will not get you the desired results! Lasy writes in to discuss her wild night at a friend's wedding . It's the gift that keeps on giving...a crazy wedding night! Spiderwebs are everywhere! Blue the dog is rolling around in carcasses NyQuil chicken is not a thing...is it?? "I will pee on your grave!" is more than just a saying to one couple Lady is a fan of the show and has a story to tell... The Maid of Dishonor admits to her sins and tears the wedding apart Billy the groom sounds like a real charmer! In life, all is well that ends well! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube American Musical Supply is offering $20 off any purchase over $100 Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:06.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:14.8	And breathe.
0:19.5	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:24.4	Get a quote at minipets.com.
0:28.4	Contitions and exclusions apply.
0:32.9	Oh, they...
0:34.1	Yeah.
0:38.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:41.5	There's a fucking dead baby mole on the ground and she's rolling in it. She's like rolling back
0:47.4	and forth on the dead baby mole.
0:49.2	Meanwhile, you had gotten close enough to smell. I know. I'm like licking her fur trying to identify.
0:56.9	What is that?
0:59.4	Taking up energy in space in yourself. Yeah, no, no, not in your space. No.
1:03.9	I do this show three fucking times a week. And for every hour I record, there's six hours of
1:09.1	preparation and studio technology that needs to be fixed. Quick, go pee on the grave.
1:13.3	I can imagine this wedding. I'm imagining this wedding as like a holiday in somewhere.
1:20.1	Yeah, I'm like a motorist. Yeah.
1:25.0	Really bright lights and you know, a DJ in the corner playing his first generation iPod.
1:31.0	You know, I'm just...
1:31.5	So we're in Florida.
1:32.4	So probably.
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