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With you all roast, Adam Toy Dobrown.

Oh, hey, everybody.

Welcome to Conspiracy, the show.

I'm your host, Adam Todd Brown. Joining me as co-host back in the trap. Once again, Connor McSpadens here. How's it going, man? Put a forever stamp on that.

We are talking about the goddamn post office this week. You know, Adam, sometimes you come in here and you

break my heart about something that's really near and dear to me. And practically the only thing I like about the government is a goddamn post office.

And now here I go finding out that it's involved in all these nefarious things.

I mean, the post office provides meaningful competition to all the shipping brokers in the world.

And I bet you anything, if these fuckers ever finally close the thing amazon fedex uPS prices are going to

rise quickly and highly in unison yeah this is one of those no good options situations because

we obviously need the mail we need to be able to send things to each other cheaply i sell a bunch of

shit on ebay and USPS is significantly

cheaper than FedEx or UPS. So it obviously has its benefits, but also those motherfuckers are

spying on us all the time. And not even just scraping data. No. This isn't a couple of cookies. Yeah.

You know, it's a lot worse than that. And it's a thing we've known about for a few years. I've brought

it up a bunch of times on this podcast. A report came out in 2021 that we'll talk about in a minute.

That made it very clear. The post office, and by that I mean the United States Postal

Inspection Service, who we will be calling piss for the rest of this episode. They're the ones doing it.

And we did an episode a couple weeks ago where I talked to two former CIA officers. And at one point, they mentioned that

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