The Pork Report 6: They've Got Thumbs!

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio and breaking incredible news. First up, O’Neill talks about a new scourge facing humanity, dolphins with thumbs. We talk about the forgotten Christmas movie, Invasion USA, men who don’t buy toilet paper for their girlfriends then Ryan creates another toilet based trampoline idea. Then Andrew reveals medical procedures he has performed. Ryan uses this to volunteer him to save lives on flights. The boys start a new business for straight shooting medical advice. Then they come up with a new Elf on The Shelf variant.

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0:00.0	All right, come on, you're big,
0:02.0	ha ha!
0:03.0	H!
0:04.0	H!
0:06.0	H!
0:10.0	All right,
0:11.0	Come on, you big,
0:12.0	time for the slop.
0:13.0	Whoo! All right, everybody.
0:16.0	Come on, we got plenty of slop for all you.
0:19.0	You get some, you do.
0:21.0	All right, here we go.
0:22.0	Buckle up, everybody. It's the pork report.
0:27.0	Boy, yes, show me those pork loins I'm getting already from the ghosts of Magic Man Dirt Lerper.
0:38.0	Good morning to you. Good morning to you.
0:41.0	Welcome to the show.
0:44.4	O'Neill, you have some breaking news,
0:47.6	I think, that is going to shock your
0:50.9	or a bullet design.
0:51.9	Let's start the video. shock or the design that's Darth Vader.
0:55.0	That's Darth Vader.
0:57.0	What is that?
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