The Pork Report 5: Cambodia, The Feeling's Forever
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 47 minutes
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FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops The Pork Report is hitting its stride! O’Neill is back from Cambodia where he was all the children’s lucky charm. He also has unbelievable food deals and peanuts that make you take a dump in your pants. DeWitt springs a new theme song on O’Neill as well as a creamy new Christmas video. Then Ryan talks about a drunk Santa fresh from prison that his dad brought over. Andy’s grandpa hands him a collection of loaded rifles to play with on Christmas that nearly got him killed as a child. Then we get a Christmas visit from Rowdy Uncle Ronnie.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be. What? Oh my lord almighty! Oh! |
| 0:24.0 | Oh! |
| 0:25.0 | Oh! |
| 0:27.0 | Hey everybody! |
| 0:31.0 | Everybody, welcome! |
| 0:32.0 | Oh my lord, Almighty! Welcome! Hey everybody. |
| 0:33.0 | Oh my Lord Almighty. |
| 0:34.0 | It's the Park Report everybody. |
| 0:36.0 | If you didn't know from that theme song, you know it now. |
| 0:39.0 | Yep, let's get to it. |
| 0:41.0 | By the way, tremendous new theme song there. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, yeah, that's our temporary one. |
| 0:49.0 | That's a placeholder, but it might be a permanent holder. |
| 0:51.0 | I thought you might like it because I think I really hit some moneymakers with it. |
| 0:56.0 | I think you do, you got your own table now? |
| 0:59.0 | Things are really changing around here. |
| 1:01.0 | Really pick it up. |
| 1:02.0 | I got a can over here of some see-through. That's water. We got a green |
| 1:07.9 | can. I'm no I no longer want to be referred to as O'Neil. I want to be referred to as Cambodian O'Neil. |
| 1:16.9 | Thank you about this tire in Cambodia. Yeah, and I want to be called Young Santa Claus. As a child did call me when I went to the |
| 1:27.5 | Discanso Gardens Christmas lights. Just recently. Recently, yeah. What did he say he came up to you? |
| 1:33.2 | He said, mama is that young Santa Claus. |
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