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Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

The Poof Point

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5944 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2025

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

Parents might seem like they've got everything figured out, but it's worth remembering that they're just one failed time travel experiment away from crying, throwing temper tantrums, and liberally pissing themselves at the slightest provocation. Not so high and mighty now, eh?

That's the premise of 2001's The Poof Point, in which accomplished husband and wife scientist team Norton and Marigold Ballard decide to let a dog wander into their time machine and start pulling things out at random. Because of this, the pair starts rapidly de-aging and it's up to their kids, Eddie and Marie to save the day before their bickering parents reach the fatal 'poof point' and poof out of existence. Will the Ballards be able to figure out what went wrong with the experiment? Should Eddie still attend his audition for the band The Urban Slugs, considering that his parents will die very soon? Did Norty make a mess? Listen and find out!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a leprechaun

0:07.0

who plays basketball. Come to my smart house.

0:11.0

My alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. Hello everyone and welcome can't cook.

0:27.1

Hello everyone and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom podcast.

0:29.0

I am one of your hosts, Andy Farron's.

0:33.7

Wow, gu-go-go-gagga, I'm a little baby.

0:36.6

Okay, this is audio poison already. What's... Okay.

0:38.4

What's happening?

0:39.3

My baby, Luke, get closer to the microphone.

0:43.1

I'm a little baby.

0:45.3

Okay, you're not...

0:46.1

I mean, I can see you.

0:47.4

You're an adult man.

0:48.7

No.

0:49.5

What is this?

0:50.2

I'm a little baby.

0:51.6

I went in the machine and it made a scary noise and now I'm a baby.

0:57.3

And I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, I have pooed myself.

1:02.5

Luke, I told you I wasn't going to get involved with it.

1:05.6

All of this, this baby play thing that you're into.

1:09.1

You've got to queen me or I will get very washy.

1:14.7

My sweep and your sweet pinches on the washiness of my airwears.

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