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Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Life-Size

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5944 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

We're back in the Wonderful World of Disney this week, to check out Life-Size, the 2000 comedy starring Lindsay Lohan as a grieving little girl who uses a necromancy grimoire to try and resurrect her dead mother, and Tyra Banks as a doll who comes to life and tries to have sex with that little girl's father.

Lohan plays Casey, a young girl who uses a mystical book to try and bring her mom back to life, but when some doll hair accidentally gets into her dark ritual she ends up with a life-sized doll named Eve (Banks), who is eager to experience everything the world has to offer, especially Casey's Dad (Jere Burns), and every other man at his law office. Will Casey be able to find the book containing the reversal spell and send Eve back to her home town of Sunnyvale? Will dad realise that his daughter is more important than making partner at his law firm? And why is this film a dark erotic thriller instead of a fun kids' film? Listen and find out!

If you crave bonus episodes of Mom Can't Cook!, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

If you've watched Life-Size and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show. Next time on Mom Can't Cook! we'll be watching 2001's The Poof Point. See you then!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm a fish boy who skates for team X-blades with a leprechaun who plays basketball.

0:09.0

Come to my smart house, meet by alien sister, don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook.

0:26.7

Hi everyone and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom podcast.

0:29.8

I'm one of your hosts, Andy Farrant, and I've got some sad news.

0:40.7

Luke Westaway, my other host, did unfortunately pass away in a stampede to meet the author of the book, My Super Secret Diary,

0:43.3

how it became a whatever it was called in reading and weave.

0:45.3

Anyway, a bunch of people were stampeding.

0:47.1

He got caught in that and unfortunately did pass away.

0:48.4

But don't worry, listeners.

0:52.0

I have here a copy of the Necronomicon X-Mortis,

0:56.5

which I'm going to read from and bring Luke back to life easily.

0:57.1

So here we go.

1:00.4

Clatu, Brata, Nick Too.

1:02.2

Ah, there we go.

1:03.3

Oh, yes.

1:04.4

Hello there.

1:09.8

Yes, I'm Mark Kermode, or what Andy believes Mark Kermode to sound like, yeah. What are you doing here, Kermode?

1:11.6

I was trying to resurrect Luke using the Necronomicon.

1:13.7

Why are you here?

1:14.5

Yeah, well, when I heard that this podcast was about life size,

1:17.8

I thought I'd be on trend and instead of your beloved,

1:22.7

loved one coming back, maybe someone you don't really like

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