The Police Suck

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2018

⏱️ 27 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The Police hate being called white reggae, which is weird because this is what happens when a self-admitted "fake punk band" tries to rip off reggae. Your super-spiritual aunt thinks Sting is enlightened and she's wrong because Sting is audio blackface. Some guy who hasn't bought a new album in 15 years thinks Stewart Copeland is a phenomenal drummer and he's wrong because Copeland is one of the most overrated musicians in history. Nobody thinks anything about Andy Summers. The Police suck.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Alright, on today's episode of your favorite band sucks.
0:12.3	We're gonna talk about your favorite reggae band.
0:15.3	Wait, I thought this was a different podcast.
0:16.8	I thought it was how my cops...
0:18.0	Oh, you mean the police?
0:19.6	That boy's bad boys.
0:21.0	Oh.
0:22.0	Reggae.
0:23.0	You said cops and reggae, so I thought we were talking about the show cop.
0:24.4	Oh, I thought we were gonna talk about the police and reggae.
0:26.5	I mean, I'm ready.
0:27.5	We can do that.
0:28.5	Didn't NWA write a song about these guys?
0:29.5	Yeah.
0:30.5	To quote NWA.
0:31.5	Fuck the police.
0:32.5	Why is this band called the police?
0:33.5	I don't know.
0:34.5	If you're like naming your band dog shit, no one's stoked dog dog shit.
0:37.1	And you don't want to walk that way back a little bit.
0:39.7	Why?
0:40.7	I don't know.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Your Favorite Band Sucks, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Your Favorite Band Sucks and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.