Green Day Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2018

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Don't feel bad for listening to Mark & Tyler dump on Green Day. They deserve it, maybe more than any other band on the podcast so far. They've stolen more songs than Led Zeppelin, their big political statements are all BS and, well, they suck. In defense of Green Day, everyone who has accused them of selling out is an idiot. This band never started (or stopped) sucking for monetary gain because they have always sucked. Too old for their schtick? Check. Hypocrites? Check. Amateur hour with the booze? Check. Song thieves? Check.

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0:00.0	Where do you even start with a band like Green Day?
0:11.4	It's almost too easy.
0:13.1	That's my point.
0:14.1	My point is that there's so much to talk about.
0:16.6	I already told you, in 2010, someone changed the main picture on their Wikipedia article
0:21.0	to a picture of a vagina, which I think is offensive to vaginas, because those are
0:25.8	awesome.
0:26.8	That's true.
0:27.8	You don't want to associate something awesome with Green Day.
0:29.2	Totally unfair to vagina.
0:30.2	If you could have sex with Green Day, and not, I don't mean like the guys in the band,
0:34.1	if you could have sex with the idea of Green Day, we wouldn't be sitting here.
0:38.4	You can't do that.
0:39.4	And they're worthless.
0:40.8	Absolutely.
0:41.8	From beginning to end.
0:43.3	It has not held up very well.
0:45.0	They're still fucking doing this.
0:46.6	Yeah, that's the creepy part, right?
0:47.9	They're 100 years old, making music for teenagers.
0:50.5	They're the ambassadors of guitars.
0:52.5	Right.
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