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Some stories people sent me leave a bad taste in my mouth, but this one kept me nauseated for the

remainder of the day, which is good, I guess, because I wouldn't want to be too hungry.

This story titled, The Case That Made Me Regret Becoming a Police Officer, from an anonymous

individual, describes an extremely disturbing incident that happened just before Christmas, in what I believe is Wisconsin.

And I sincerely hope it isn't as true as the author claims it to be.

They don't say the year this happened,

but if there's an ounce of truth to this story,

the next time you see snow,

you'll be barricading your doors and windows,

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