The Pole Assassin

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 24, 2024: Angry construction workers. Expensive hobbies. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pooping in "the" blue sauna.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-nine!
0:24.0	Three.
0:25.0	You know what day it is.
0:27.0	Today's Wednesday.
0:28.0	Good morning, I'm Deja Jones.
0:29.0	And I am Deja Jones.
0:30.0	Thanks so much for...
0:31.0	You're Deja Jones.
0:32.0	Oh, my bad.
0:33.0	I definitely just Ron Burgundy that just now, wow.
0:36.0	What's it like to be Deja Jones?
0:37.0	That energy drink is hitting me.
0:38.0	I was choking on a banana a couple of years ago.
0:40.0	Remember I told you?
0:42.0	Kid you not. Captain Awesome saved my life.
0:44.5	At the weekend I think I was my niece's a surprise birthday party.
0:48.1	Oh that's lovely. But not a surprise if she's watching this.
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