Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters. I am joined today by Nate and Nick.

And today we're going to be talking about a few things. We're going to be discussing the Golders Green stabbing and the establishment's all-out reaction to it.

Yeah. We're going to be discussing the Lib Dem's apparent problem with Christianity and Christians.

And I'm going to be talking a little bit about what is happening on Britain's high streets and how they're being taken over by organized crime.

But before we continue, I just want to remind you that we have a last hour today at three,

so half an hour after this podcast ends. And it's going to be a pub quiz. And apparently the

editorial team has prepared all kinds of exciting subjects for us, history, space, jungle life, a bunch of other things, and you will have a chance to discover

how retarded all of us are.

If it's maths, I walk, that's all I'm saying.

Yeah, fair enough. I'm not expecting a math quiz, but okay.

If I look bad in any way, I walk.

I'm done. Flipping tables.

But without further ado,

Nate, talk to us

about what has happened yesterday.

Nobody's heard about it. There was no

reaction from anyone. Yeah, so there was

obviously... If a tree falls in the

woods, da-da-da. Yeah.

Well, let's talk about the Gold is Green attack.

The attack itself, and let's talk about the fallout from it.

So, Golders Green, what happened yesterday, two days ago now, sorry.

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