Morning, you're right.

I hope you are bright eye and bushy-tailed, rocking and raring for the dayhead. I hope so. It's now eight minutes, oh no, not eight minutes. Just eight hours into the day. 8 a.m. Which is summertime. On Friday, it's already Friday. Thank F. it's Friday. The 1st of May. First of my course, the year's going quick in the year of our

Lord 2026 it's going quick isn't it feels like only the other day I was starting the

bow show in January the beginning of January right feels like I yesterday

months ago now already breakfast with bow formerly known was breakfast with bow you're the glorious band, the chosen few. You know who you are. I don't need to tell you. My band of brothers and sisters. Watching this live, tuning in live. Saying stuff in the chat. Brilliant. What could a boy ask for? Basically the best people in the world.

I mean, what are you going to do though?

You're going to watch Mike Graham? Don't be silly.

Why would you?

To be physically grossed out and listen to absurd, reform-tard milk toast takes?

Stupid takes. Jeremy Kyle, please. absurd reformed hard milk toast takes stupid takes

Jeremy Kyle please please don't even

As if as if you would

I'm joined by Harry my producer little Harry

How are this morning good sir? Morning yeah we're good good

Good good good

Should we just get straight into it Should I should stop fannying about.

Just get straight into what the legacy corporate mainstream media is talking about this morning.

Oh, lovely cup to see, still a bit too hot, really.

What are they trying to tell you is or isn't important?

What's that cabal of evil Fleet Street editors lying to you about by omission,

if nothing else this morning?

What have we got?

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