Afternoon. You all right? I hope so. You're watching the podcast of the Lotus Eaters number

one thousand four hundred and two. Quite a remarkable number really. I was saying that the

other day I was on 1400 and I was saying it's crazy that we've done that many. My first

podcast I think was four or five. Right. Yeah. Goes quickly. It goes quickly. It's Wednesday the 22nd of April in the year of our Lord, 2026. I'm joined by Big Josh Firm. Mr. H of, Mr. H reviews. Big in height, by the way, not width, just to clear that one up. Debatable.

Big Josh Firm.

The Fermanator.

That was actually my nickname in school from a lot of people.

Or Elfermarino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Good reference there.

Mr. H, of course.

Also of the state of politics fame.

No politics.

State of politics.

If you don't say it, it's bad luck.

Addictive, it's addictive.

You say it three times fast.

Also, just let you know, there's loads of other things that the website does.

Least of all, the breakfast show I've got.

Breakfast with Bo. Bow's Breakfast Club. Check it out, 8am, British summertime, every weekday morning. It's the best morning show.

What are you going to do? Watch Mike Graham, Jeremy Kyle, please. As if, as if that would be mad.

All right, let's get straight into it. So the first, first segment over to you then, isn't it, Josh?

It is indeed. So back in November of 2024, all that time ago, I declared a total war on Slop, also with Lord Miles and Carl on the panel.

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