Hello and welcome to podcast of the Lotus Eaters. It is episode 1385 and it is the 30th of March

Year of the Lord 2026. I'm joined by Harry and Josh. Hi and we're only mildly late.

Oh good? Mildly. Yes, very good. Today we're going to be talking about a car.

A car has done something.

I can't believe it.

Yes.

Cars are always doing that.

Car driven by an Indian national.

They made sure to actually get that news out quite quickly this time.

Oh, really?

I caught the story at the point where it was just saying a car, which basically told me that it wasn't.

But you are still required to keep an

open mind about the situation of course. Oh absolutely. Perhaps the car took on a mind of its own

while an Indian man happened to be driving. I'm surprised they haven't argued it was a Tesla and it was

self-driving and it's actually Elon that's behind it all. Well no no, it was a black Suzuki Swift.

So, no, I don't think they make self-driving versions of those yet.

Well, we will learn more shortly.

And, um, jibai.

Yes.

Balling.

Yes.

Very sad.

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