Morning, you're right?

Are you though?

Did you have a good weekend?

Yeah, cool.

Me, yeah, I'm alright, yeah, fine, thanks, same old, same old, you know.

Same S, different day.

Right, it is Monday, Monday Monday

Another week, another chance to put things right

The chance to make a difference

Put right what once went wrong

I am joined by my producer Little Harry

How are you this morning? Good sir.

Morning, yeah, we're good. Good. It has just ticked past eight in the a.m., Greenwich, meantime.

On Monday the 30th of March in the year of our Lord, 2026, time is marching on, isn't it?

It stops for no man. Should we see what the corporate mainstream media is banging on about this morning?

What that cabal of evil Fleet Street editors is trying to beam directly into brain box?

What are they lying about by their mission this morning? Because that's what they always do,

don't they? They're not telling you about. Should we just get straight into it? Let's have a look. Okay, we've got horror on the street and fears grow over shortages.

So yeah, there was horror. They're not saying terror.

They didn't use the word terror. They've decided to use the word horror.

Horror on the streets. Someone in Derby drove someone.

An Indian man drove a car through a crowd of people in Derby, in the middle of Derby.

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