Hello and welcome to the podcast of the load-seaters. This is podcast 1384 for the 26th of March

2026. Oh 27th actually I wrote the date wrong yesterday when I put the document together.

Elite human capital. Hey I was focusing on the quality of the segment all right not the date

that's irrelevant to me all the days roll into one when you're busy anyway and I'm joined with

joined by Nick i've been

thrown off now yeah yeah an eccentric genius it doesn't can't boil an egg but you're like a physicist

that can't boil an egg i can boil eggs all right i'm i can just about muster that but uh nick's

talking about uh how someone's wife is a whore i didn't know you were just going to say that word on the internet. You weren't meant to read that out. But yeah, a man who had a viral post saying that his wife was formerly promiscuous, but he's a virgin, and it's just gone viral, 35 million views, so yeah. It's much funnier to pronounce the word whore as hua as well, where possible. So if you're Scottish, it just comes naturally, then. Or like an American Italian. Weird convergence. Yeah. Yeah, who would have thought? I'm going to be talking about how the UN has been trying to get people to pay slavery reparations, and Bo is going to be talking about the assault on Karg Island.

So an eclectic mix.

One thing I... It's all of us eclectic shows.

I also need to mention that there is a gold tier Zoom call at 3pm today with Stelios and Harry.

So if you'd like to talk to them, ask some questions.

Talk to each other. You know, you know how these things work by now. Tune in then, and I suppose... And breakfast with Bo? Breakfast with Bo, yeah, that... Top show. I caught a few minutes of it this morning. I did you? I was actually up. Yeah, yeah, and it's a good show. Cheers. Cheers. Very well. Thank you.

Recommended.

And I'm not just saying that because he's here.

He's going to get you.

He's going to cool you out.

No. Are you ready? I'm ready. Born ready, mate. But I think we've got to talk about first. the live show, Lotus Seaters Live, April 11th, 7 o'clock in Swindon, be there. I'm going to be on it.

Coming out of retirement,

I did do a decade of live performance, but it's very hard to get me back on the stage. I'm not saying it's a stand-up gig. It might become one. But yeah, you're there, aren't you? I am, yes. See, he's not even working here, and he's there. Bo's there. All your favourites. You'll be the most experienced person with actually like stage experience.

Yes.

But by far.

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