Mooning, you're right.

I hope you are.

Me, yeah, I'm spiffing.

Thank F, it's Friday.

TFI Friday, TGI Friday.

Thank heavens. I hope you're looking forward to the to the weekend ahead it has just ticked 8 in the a.m., Greenwich meantime, Friday the 27th of March in the U of Old Lord, 2026. As ever, I'm joined by my producer none other than Little Harry. How are you this morning? Gooder.

Morning, yeah, we're all good.

You guys, you know the glorious band, the chosen few.

My band of brothers, the best among us.

If you tuned in live, 8 a.m. Greenwich meantime.

Amazing, brilliant.

Brilliant.

I don't really get to see the chat whilst we're live.

Live!

But sometimes just a quick few minutes just before 8am, I do see it sometimes.

See someone asking if I got tea or coffee in here?

Tea? Come on. Don't take coffee, I drink tea much. I'm an English

one, come on. Now it's tea, always tea. I love a cup of tea, me. Try and make it just before

I come on air so it stays warm for as long as humanly possible. Don't mind coffee, but there's a tea option, I'm taking the tea.

Alright, should we just jump straight into it without any further ado?

Right, what's the corporate mainstream media banging on about this morning? They're telling us that Trump extends Hormuz deadline by a further 10 days.

Again, not that the war's over anything, just that he won't bomb all of Iran's power stations for another 10 days.

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