Hello and welcome to the podcast of Lotus Eaters episode 1352. I'm your host Harry, joined today by Josh.

You're right there. Oh, sorry, I forgot. Not that guy. He's far too hench to be Josh. And, uh, and brother Stelios.

Hello, brother Harry. And we've got a right hodgepodge of subjects today.

Some fun, some much less so, as Josh is going to be taking us through how Japan is literally

turning unwanted migrants into sushi.

I'm going to be talking about the horrors of Rupert Lowe's rape gang inquiry, and

Stelios is going to be telling us about his

attractive cousin yep hey that's my schick as a Devonshire man my segment is gonna be

demented today they always are your segments not always not always brother Harry that's what

we that's what we like getting you on the podcast.

Best Stelios segments are the ones that are deranged and depraved, and I don't want to see anything.

If Samson is alive by the end of them, I haven't done my job well.

That's right.

He's going to be full med-maxing for this segment.

Anyway, let's get into the news.

Okay, so I've obviously reported quite a lot about Japan facing new problems with immigration.

Of course, it has followed the same exact pattern as it has in Europe and North America,

except of course they're not as far along as both of those continents.

And thankfully, it doesn't seem to be

going that way anymore, or at least that's what seems to be the case. And I'm going to run through

some of the more recent problems and not sort of refresh the things I've already talked about,

but I have shown you all the annoying tourists,

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