Morning. You're all right. How are you? All good, I hope. Fighting fit. Raring to go. Bright eyed and bushy tailed.

I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry. How are you this morning, sir?

Morning. Yeah, I'm good.

Good, good. It is one minute past eight in the a.m. Greenwich meantime on what are we now, Thursday.

This is Thursday, the 12th of February in the year of our Lord,

2006. You are the glorious band, the chosen few, my band of brothers. Thank you for joining me

on Breakfast with Bow, formerly known as proper, formal official name, Breakfast with Bo, correctly known as the Bo Show.

Or Bo's Breakfast Club, the BBC, hashtag Real BBC.

Alternatively, the Lotus Eater's Breakfast Club, LBC.

Hashtag the Real LBC.

Let's jump straight into it. Enough of that nonsense.

Let's jump straight into it.

What is the world, world, world, talking about today? What is the corporate legacy mainstream media trying to

pretend you need to care about this morning. Let's have a look at the papers, the front pages of

the papers. The print media in the UK, Fleet Street says, police assessing Andrew's

Andrew Leaks and outrage at Prem boss.

That means premiership boss.

One of the co-owners of Manchester United Football Club.

There's outrage at him because he's dared to notice reality and say something about it.

Quite annoying to me to anyone on our side of the aisle.

Actually, before I jump into it this morning, I want to say a quick word about the Honourable Rupert Lowe MPs inquiry into rape gangs.

I'll say a word about it, because it's not in the papers.

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