Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Loath Cetus, episode 1,038th, for today Friday, the 8th of November 24. I am joined by Carl and Ralph. Good to see you back, sir're going to be talking about how all the illegals decided to vote for Trump for some reason.

Kamala's Reddit Army,

because they're a hideous hoard

who won't accept the results of the election,

and how the rest is Trump,

aka how Rory Stewart got literally everything wrong.

We're going to explain that in excruciating detail

to the Elliot Page impersonator himself.

Is it? Okay, well, I've got a poppy on, so there we go.

I'm just going to keep animating.

Apparently, it's blocked by the mic, though, but...

No problem.

Anyway, at 3 o'clock today, because it's a Friday, we have got Lad's Hour, and we'll be

going through all of the libs crying, coping and seething during the election. I know that we don't usually indulge in Schadenfreude on this podcast, but just this

once. It'll be great. If you haven't subscribed to the website yet, you should for as little as

five pounds a month, not just to support us, but so you can watch it live and send in your

comments and questions. But without further away, Carl, take it away. So, in America, as we speak,

right now, there is an army of 13,000 convicted murderers just roaming free.

This is something that has been well documented and is well known. This is not something that I'm

extrapolating. This is completely understood by the Immigrations and Customs Enforcement and

various other agencies that track this sort of stuff.

In total, there are 435,000 known criminals wandering free in America.

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