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The Plumber of A$$ - Feat. Dave Elliott

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Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00.0

And usually what was all the scene were like these big fake decks, but they just had a never-ending supply of fake common them and like people were drenched like people were drawing on it. Yeah, I guess what's not going to focus somebody to load there.

0:13.0

I know, and it's just like, are we rolling it now? Are we?

0:17.0

Yeah, it's just like, it's, you knew it was a fake deck because he always was gripping at the bottom and then just like 15 liters of condensed milk would come out of it. And this goes like, oh, and then she would like, we're drawing another.

0:32.0

Yeah, and it'll be a white guy.

0:35.0

Plus, it's black dick white guy. I mean, there's a movie when there's a new channel. Black dick white guy. When you said calm. Yeah, calm and I'd very soon.

0:48.0

Tell us about, tell us that story there. You just told it about fall asleep in a sauna. Yeah, by the way, it has to be very dangerous. I mean, very relaxed. That's for sure. Like I'm one of these guys who, you know, when people have talent and they're just talented, don't know you have.

1:03.0

They stay in a sauna for a very long time and be quite comfortable in there. Oh, I do look like a Middle East Turk, you know, look like this sort of guy to spend his life just in a sauna.

1:11.0

I don't know who that is. The fuck is a Middle East Turk? A Middle-aged Turk. Oh, a Middle-aged Turk. They're a fucking reference in like Harry Potter or something.

1:19.0

My name is a Middle East Turk. I'm a leathery sweat man. Yeah, well, a Middle-aged Turk, not a Middle-aged Turk.

1:29.0

Do you know what's funny? I said that's the morning of the day. I was like, I'm sick. These fucking dark mornings and, you know, it's fucking freezing. I was like, I should be a fucking sweaty, greasy, you know, great dude feeding you fucking, you know, shaved harm with my bare hand in a restaurant. That's why I should be.

1:45.0

Serrano, just fucking olive oil in garlic. That's why I should be. It's tanned. Yeah, that was my four-year-old old lady.

1:53.0

I walked a bit of beer and I had a packet and she goes, is that Serrano you have and I punched her? Let's stop. Is that Serrano you have? That's what you do. That's what you bring children up and find her? Yeah, Serrano.

2:03.0

Serrano. Serrano. Is it Serrano or Serrano? It's Serrano, but Serrano. Is that Serrano? Oh, my goodness. It's Ned. They should be gay.

2:13.0

It's fucking hard, but no way we do conceivably look like two fellas. You would say just drinking coffee and playing chess on the streets in Athens.

2:22.0

There was a, or a stumble. There's the place, there's the place on Botanic there. And you're like, we're after a gig and you're like, come on in here.

2:30.0

And it's just a lot of like, you're like, you maybe need a wee bit of dark eyes and a bit of tan. Yeah. And you're one of those dudes.

2:39.0

And I'm like, not far off. Like if I had two weeks in January for something, you could be like, he should be smoking a good outside this place.

2:47.0

You're the guy that you would come, I would always be in the same spot when you would go and go. You would work in a taxi.

2:52.0

You would taxi people around Athens and I'd just be sitting with them on the way to espresso coming to join me.

2:57.0

Good time. You would do this. And we both smoke and talk. And you're right there. And I'm like, I'm just talking away like this.

3:04.0

And then you were walking stuck. That's why I noticed about that place. A lot of guys that were far too young for it had walking sticks.

3:09.0

And I'll see if you spend your life just all day every day sitting outside a coffee shop drinking coffee and smoking.

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