meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

THE PLANET IS MELTING! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 78

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This week Chris is coming to you live from Pete Davidsons apartment. Chris is in the apartment that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson most definitely (not sure) fell in love in! But now it’s the new CHRISSY CHAOS STUDIO!! 🙌 THIS IS A HOT EPISODE TO GO WITH THE HOT MELTING PLANET 😅😩🤣 THANKS Kylie Jenner for ruining the planet with your 3minute private jet rides in Los Angeles. We’re told about TiTi Jerry’s breakfast prison stories, I Am Papi segments and Christories. Yep we’re continuing with segments Bubbas! This week’s Christories is about Ancient Rome’s Colosseum. What a crazy structure !! Listen to this crazy episode about history, fat asses, and just more Chaos!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS seatgeek.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Baby, I got a brand new stand-up comedy hour go to Chris D comedy dot com

0:05.0

It's called right intention wrong move see it live in a city near you. I got a bunch of dates coming up

0:10.1

Go to the website seem in your home city

0:12.6

Also patreon dot com such Christy comedy where some of the best work of this podcast happens 75 plus hours of footage and

0:19.3

Clips and content that only exists there and it's the only way to get involved to get your name read out on our YouTube on our main

0:27.1

Feed episodes and we're starting to live zoom one lucky fan into the episode live on the air and you can only enter that chance to be that person at patreon.com slash Christy comedy and

0:40.2

It's just great. We love it. It's a help support the show

0:44.2

And you know if you support me, I can help support you give you the show every week at the level we want to do it patreon.com

0:50.6

such Christy comedy go become a Puerto Rican

0:57.4

Hello, hello, hello

1:00.4

Welcome to the new era of the Chrissy chaos

1:06.0

Podcast we are in the new studio Shmoodyo

1:10.2

We are in the building we're not in the room because the actual room that we're gonna do the podcast studio from

1:16.1

Still has a bed frame in it that the previous owners movers forgot to take now you may be wondering

1:22.5

Why are you watching this podcast and smelling some weed?

1:28.5

smelling some

1:31.0

Kardashian-ass

1:33.0

smelling some

1:35.0

MGK

1:37.0

hair product

1:39.0

Why are you smelling some some Lauren Michaels ass?

1:43.0

Well the reason why you're smelling that folks is because the apartment that I'm sitting in the apartment that I am doing

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Chris Distefano, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Chris Distefano and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.