The Pizza Bomber Conspiracy

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4 • 100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On the afternoon of August 23, 2003, Erie, Pennsylvania pizza delivery driver Brian Wells walked into the local branch of the PNC Bank and handed the teller a note warning that he had a bomb and they had fifteen minutes to hand over $250,000 or it would detonate. Unable to access the vault, the teller gave Wells all the cash on hand and he left as the employees triggered the emergency protocol.

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0:00.0	Hey, weirdos, I am Ash.
0:02.5	And I am Elena.
0:03.9	And this is morbid.
0:05.5	I did that thing where I almost said I'm Elena.
0:19.3	I don't know why that happens so frequently.
0:21.3	You just, you know, you feel it. Yeah. Yeah, we're related, I guess. We are. You know.
0:26.9	What's up, everybody? Hey, Elena's alive again. That's nice. I saw that most people also have contracted this viral plague that none of us can figure out what it is.
0:39.2	Yeah, it's something.
0:40.3	It'll kick your ass, though.
0:43.2	Yeah.
0:44.2	And I know here's just one little thing.
0:47.1	When somebody gets sick saying, you're always sick, is not helpful in any way.
0:51.0	No, don't say that.
0:52.0	So don't do that.
0:54.6	Not you listening? No. That't say that. So don't do that. Not you listening?
0:56.4	No.
0:57.0	That other person listening.
0:57.7	Just whoever said that.
0:59.7	Shut up.
1:00.4	Thank you.
1:01.7	Shut up.
1:02.6	Helpful.
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