My elementary school teacher asked my mom if I still and then he made like a

gesture like this. For the listeners at home Ashland did like a car dealership tube guy gesture.

Like her arms were made of fabric.

Were you like a spastic tween?

Yeah, I mean, weren't we all?

A lot of energy.

A lot of weird energy.

I found out at some point after college I don't think that this is legal or ethical but I found out that

some the elementary school nurses really liked me because I was like a very sickly child and I was there a lot

And that sometimes they would call me out of class just to talk to me

That's so beautiful. You were like a reverse Mother Teresa. You were like

people wanted to care for me. Yeah you were like blessing them with your sickness. I guess I was, who is that?

Like the little saint who was sick and then died, Bernadette.

Oh.

I had a real saint's phase.

Wow, I didn't know that about you.

Yeah, I could see that.

Were you raised Jewish?

Yeah.

Unitarian. What the fuck were you?

I don't know! I just really got into the lives of the Saints. I liked all the martyrdom. I was like, were you cat? Like, not even close.

I could see you being Catholic. Oh, just you know aren't we all the guilt the

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