The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 6
Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
4.8 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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The stupidity of Honest John, Del Boy’s best moment, and Pinocchio heads for Pleasure Island to smoke some cigars before transforming. (Rec: 24/11/21)
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| 0:35.2 | This is top of our time machine, I am Andy Hopbody Dawson, Power Power Power. I'm 70 Delighting, |
| 0:39.7 | so what? It's yet another episode of the Pinocchio Odyssey, Oppenocchio. I did watch the film all |
| 0:45.7 | the way through and there's two pronunciations of it and different kind of experiments in different |
| 0:49.2 | ways in the film. So there's no definitive pronunciation. Maybe there's a page on Reddit that |
| 0:55.3 | discusses it and comes up with a solution. I don't know, all sorts are on Reddit. |
| 1:00.8 | There might be a top-flight time machine page on Reddit. Who knows? I haven't looked. |
| 1:06.0 | So yeah, Pinocchio, Oppenocchio is in a show, Stromboli is the man behind the show and |
| 1:15.6 | Honest John has fixed it up and Pinocchio is the puppet without strings. I'm now reading from |
| 1:21.6 | the Wikipedia page because I think that's probably the best way to get through this. |
| 1:27.2 | He becomes the star of the show after initially falling over and everyone laughing at him |
| 1:33.7 | and then Stromboli obviously realises there's money to be made with this fucker. He wants to hang |
| 1:38.8 | on to him. Jiminy Cricket's fucked off in the hoof because Pinocchio didn't listen to him and |
| 1:47.1 | I think Pinocchio says he's going to go home and tell his dad about what a big success he is. |
| 1:51.7 | Stromboli has fucked that and he puts him in the cage. Yeah, he starts laughing, doesn't he? |
| 1:57.2 | Stromboli. Yeah, I mean jump in at any point, Sam, if I'm missing any of these. Well, I'd like to know |
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