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This is Top Flight Time Machine, I am Andy Hopbody Dawson, Power Power Power.

I'm Sir Nick Delaini, so what? Welcome along the second episode of the Pinocchio Odyssey,

Pinocchio Odyssey depends where you're from, how you pronounce it. I think we're favoring Pinocchio

between us, but I grew up with it being Pinocchio, there you go, it's episode two.

I think I did as well, but it's just when you watch it, it's like they go, they say it different.

We were far more ignorant of European pronunciations and accents and words and stuff back then,

weren't we? It was a very, very, very grim time. I've got to say this now, this episode is probably

not going to go beyond 25 minutes, and I'll also say this, if you don't have tickets yet for our

live shows, which begin next Monday in Brighton, and you're thinking about coming, first of all,

please come because it is going to be a fucking hell of a show. Secondly, the amount of stress we've

been under this week putting it together has been immeasurable, and I am very stressed right now, and

it has been such an out that I'm fucking in my brother's countryside rake looking after his dog,

and I have not fucking slept, it's like I'm in a sleep, it's like an experiment, like,

fucking big brother or something, because it's like a reality show, I might pitch it,

mate, to channel four, doghouse, in the doghouse, one man, a mad dog, although in the TV version,

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