The Philosophy of Commander with The Professor | #278
The Command Zone
Collected Company & Studio71
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2019
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings humans, you have entered the commons. |
| 0:05.0 | Your destination for all aspects of Elder Dragon Highlander. Enjoy your stay. |
| 0:13.0 | Would you like to swing on a star? |
| 0:18.0 | Carry movies home in a jar. |
| 0:23.0 | Or be better. Often you are dead or would you rather be a pig? |
| 0:30.0 | A pig is a creature that goes on and then the pig talks about how a pig is a terrible, |
| 0:36.0 | slavvingly creature. But wouldn't you rather swing on a star? |
| 0:40.0 | I would rather swing on a star. |
| 0:42.0 | Well that's the point of the song. It's probably not a very good one for today. |
| 0:48.0 | You know what? I think that was the perfect way to intro the show, Proof, because we're in the episode now. |
| 0:52.0 | We're in it. We're in it. We're in it. We're in it to win it. |
| 0:54.0 | Wasn't it even that song? |
| 0:56.0 | Swing on a star. |
| 0:57.0 | Swing on a star. I'll have to look it up. I just made up the words as I sang with you and pretend like I knew it. |
| 1:01.0 | Older viewers may recognize it as the theme song to the short-lived sitcom of the 80s out of this world about the little girl who could freeze time. |
| 1:11.0 | Wow. |
| 1:12.0 | And if you remember that show, you're over 35. |
| 1:15.0 | Leave a comment. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm so sorry. |
| 1:17.0 | Leave a comment below if you remember that show or if you remember your parents watching it. |
| 1:20.0 | Anyway, welcome everybody to the Command Zone podcast. A special episode as today I am joined by the professor. |
| 1:25.0 | Hello. |
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