The Phanatic

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Third Eye Kai continues to manipulate his media pawns in the offseason chess game, but he's not the only point guard with an agenda; John Wall's defied the CBA by hopping aboard the Clipper's ship. After taking a victory lap at news of the Charlotte Hornets' family reunion, the Illuminati are joined by Truth Teller Yaron Weitzman of Fox Sports, who shares details from his exclusive interview with NBA powerbroker Michael Rubin now that he has been liberated from his 'impractical' ownership stake in the Philadelphia 76ers. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.6	Look here, look what we have found.
0:15.2	I promise you, someone at the SEC is one of our privates in the Aluminum Army.
0:21.9	The Southeastern Conference?
0:22.9	Why?
0:23.9	Because Dabari Smith went to...
0:25.4	No, the Securities and Exchange Commission.
0:27.7	Oh.
0:28.7	Even those guys from succession, right?
0:31.2	They're real?
0:32.2	Yeah, that's not just a show, I mean.
0:33.8	Oh, shit.
0:34.8	Yeah, the SEC, basically the ethics overlord, making sure everyone's playing nice and playing
0:40.4	by the rules, the referees of the financial system, huge breaking news story here that they
0:47.6	have find Ernst and Young, shorthand, EY, one million, wait, I don't even have that
0:55.4	right.
0:56.4	A million dollars, not ten million dollars, one hundred million dollars.
1:02.1	Wow.
1:03.1	Shut the front door.
1:05.1	I saw this story.
1:06.1	I don't know why I'm acting stupid.
1:09.3	Ladies and gentlemen, they find them a hundred million dollars because get this, Ernst and
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