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The Bert Show

The Personality Hires Have Beef With The Hosts Of The Bert Show!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Producer Rebecca and Messy Mikey are teaming up to take down a fellow #PersonalityHire! But there's a twist...their beef is with the HOSTS of The Bert Show!

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0:00.0

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0:40.8

Take a breath. I should have handled that better. Why can't I just let it go? Why did I do that? I wish I would stop overthinking so much.

0:38.9

Why did I do that?

0:40.8

Take a breath.

0:41.9

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0:43.1

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0:58.2

off your first month of online therapy get it the bird show so today should be a celebration

1:06.5

today should be a celebration of personality hires the the podcast that has our youth group doing a podcast of everything going on in their lives.

1:16.4

We should be celebrating today. Why should we be celebrating, Abby?

1:20.1

Because we are in the top 30 comedy podcasts in the world.

1:24.8

I mean, that is a, Cassie knows how to market.

1:28.6

Good God, right?

1:45.8

Thank you. It's a team effort. And honestly, I can do all the marketing in the world, but if the content isn't good, it's not going to have any effect. So props to you guys for putting together a true. You made me laugh out loud show, and I'm the kind of person who sits at comedy shows and does not laugh out loud. Well, think about how much higher we would rank if our content was actually good.

1:45.8

All right, so... kind of person who sits at comedy shows and does not laugh out loud. Well, think about how much higher we would rank if our content was actually good.

1:50.0

All right, so we should be celebrating this.

1:52.6

So why are we in here with tension between all of you guys?

1:56.9

Because there's beef and it's not between the personality hires.

2:01.9

Messy, Mikey and I are teaming up because we have beef with you guys.

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