The Perron Family Haunting

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime, Dark History

4.4 • 100.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

When Carolyn and Roger Perron moved into a small farmhouse in Harrisville, Rhode Island, they thought they’d found the perfect house in which to raise their five daughters and enjoy the rest of their lives. Before long, the Perron’s dream home turned into a nightmare. It started small—disembodied voices, unpleasant odors—but soon the unpleasant and obnoxious experiences developed into an all-out attack of ghostly apparitions, assaults from unseen hands, and the presence of something far worse than the spirits of the undead. At first, the Perron family ignored or dismissed the various incidents that disturbed them, but after several years in the house, the experiences had become too numerous and too severe to dismiss. Faced with the unimaginable scenario of losing their house to forces beyond their comprehension, the Perron’s decided to fight back.

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0:00.0	Hey, weirdos. I'm Ash. And I'm Elena. And this is morbid.
0:04.4	It is. I'm covered in soy sauce.
0:20.7	You guys.
0:22.3	No, I am.
0:23.0	Did you not see?
0:23.7	Mikey did not get that.
0:25.1	That sounded like a weird like 900 number beginning to like some kind of weird like
0:31.5	shape.
0:32.5	It's kind of like sexy.
0:33.3	You were like, hello, I'm covered in soy sauce.
0:36.9	Is there a sexy way to say that? I mean, there's something for everyone. I'm covered in soy sauce. I'm not here to King Shane. Me either. If that's your king, that's niche. Then get yourself some soy sauce. Yeah, we got Chinese food today and I opened my like packet a little bit. And I was like, that's fine.
0:55.0	Because I was nervous.
0:55.9	I was like, oh, I don't want to open it too much because it'll get all over my shirt.
1:11.4	And now there's just little like sprays of soil. Yeah. You just soy sauce. I do love soy sauce. But this is a brand new seven up shirt. She is wearing a t-shirt, a seven-up, a cherry seven-up.
1:13.0	And it's cute on the back to it. Yeah.
1:13.3	It's got like a whole thing going.
1:14.7	That's a little about me. But now it's got soy sauce on it. I know, like the rest of my clothes. Yeah. Deb-Dib also got a squishy butter, like, stress things. We're very into, like, what are these? Are these called, like, fidget toys? Yeah. Are these considered that? I feel like we're very into these lately. They're nice, especially when we're recording if they don't make sound. Yeah, because I had a dumpling that did make it sound like I was shitting myself. And Alina would look over at me and be like, oh. And they'd be like, it's not me, it's the dumpling. I'm not shitting myself in the
1:45.4	pod lab. God. And she couldn't do it while we're recording because you guys want to hurt it.
1:50.6	I think I probably did a couple times. Mikey either edited the mouth or did me dirty.
1:56.0	I did a couple times, like, squeeze my dumpling and it sounded like it farted. That's not a euphemism.
2:03.8	I was going to say, what the fuck is going on right now? What is happening? No, it's a literal
2:09.7	dumpling, you guys. God damn. All right, we're going to talk about a haunting today. You have
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