The Perfect Mens Room Burger
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Seattle Rock Day is tomorrow. |
| 0:01.3 | Our seventh year are doing that for the fine folks at Smash. Yes. They provide free or low-cost dental, mental health, hearing protection, other health services for musicians in the greater Seattle area. Yes. Now, I told you that there's going to be an auction up at KISW.com. So you can bid on some of those items there. Now, today I saw where one of the new items that was added is an autographed pearl jam guitar. All right. All right. |
| 0:22.6 | Now, Mike McCready is this year's rock ambassador for Seattle Rock Day. So he's actually coming on the air tomorrow at 10. That's right. He's going to do his own show for an hour or so, right? Dope. But he got the guitar. I'm sure he got it the guitar. Did everybody, did everyone in the band autograph it? |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah. It's kind of weird. Including Matt Cameron. That's what I'm saying. So you've got, you've got the guys. You know? Sitting Matt Cameron like sign a drum? I feel like, no, no. Each member of the band, like any better can sign an unintelligible lyric sheet or microphone. Jeff plays bass, he can sign a. |
| 0:56.2 | Sign the bass, not you sign the bass, man. |
| 0:57.7 | You sign that bass, Jeff. |
| 0:54.1 | On the graph. He better can sign an unintelligible lyric sheet or microphone. Jeff plays bass. |
| 0:55.0 | He can sign a bass. |
| 0:56.2 | Not you sign a bass, man. |
| 0:57.7 | You sign a bass, Jeff. |
| 0:58.7 | You sign a bass. That's what you collect for bands. |
| 1:00.1 | It's a guitar that's autographed for a red. |
| 1:02.3 | They keep giving you. |
| 1:03.5 | All right, would you turn it down for a drumhead, right? |
| 1:05.6 | But this ain't the entire band signed a girl. |
| 1:07.2 | No, you'd want that. |
| 1:08.0 | Exactly. Right. Exactly. I'm just saying. You don't need different stuff. |
| 1:29.6 | There's also an autographed Wolfgang Van Halen guitar up for grabs. Recording session at the legendary studio Litho. And there's like a huge concert ticket package with a bunch of stuff in there. But the one that I told you, I give you an update on. And this is the one that intrigues me that I would kind of like to bid on myself. |
| 2:01.7 | We told you that there is a chance for you to build your own customized hamburger at Little Woody's. Correct. All right. Here's the deal on that, all right? And I know the guitars are cool, and I don't play guitar. So you would just have it. Yeah. I want the burger, all right? I want the little Woody's burger. It is on the menu at all of their locations for one week. All right. For one week, you get to customize a burger. You can name it whatever you want. If your name is, I don't know, Dave, you can name it the Dave burger. |
| 2:19.7 | You can do anything you want with this hamburger. Yeah. As far as the toppings they have available and everything else. That is the one that I'm going to look at as far as the number because maybe, just maybe, if we pull our money together. I'll match your dollar amount. Whatever you put in, I will put in and see if we can buy ourselves a burger. |
| 2:20.6 | We do a men's room burger. |
| 2:20.9 | Yeah. All right. |
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