Hello, Beezus. Welcome to the Mendroom.

Ola, bitch, Ola!

Ola!

Oh, I'm so glad I get to finally tell this story.

So I worked at Subway back in the day when it first got really popular, you know, with the Jared and all that.

Okay, let me always want to refer to Jared. Hold on there, Beavis, let me ask you a question. When Jared and all that. Okay. They always want to refer to Jared.

Hold on there, Beavis.

Let me ask you a question.

When Subway started out, instead of slicing the bread like you would a hot dog bun,

they would actually do a little boat out of the middle of the top.

Yeah, they cut the slice of bread out.

They cut the top out.

Were you working early enough where you cut the top out of the bun? Yes. Okay. So you, that was her. And as soon as they switched, I would always cut the boat because it was always requested. I believe that. And then you got, you put it back on after you stuffed the sandwich, right? Yeah. Yeah. And it was easier to cut and put in. It was way easier. Why do you think they changed that time? Why do you think, really? Look, one subway blew up. So when Subway first opened, like you said, Miles, I remember when they kind of, they cut the little breadboat out, they put all your crap in, and then laid it back on top, right? But it took longer, but Subway wasn't super popular.

I think once you guys started getting lines and the whole world was aware of it, like, look, time is money, cut that bitch in half, put the stuff on there and get it out. Honestly, I like it better when they cut it in half. Really? Yeah. Like me and my brother were going to Subway, and my dad just refused to go. I can't even cut their bread right. and like it just just seemed like if you got a sandwich, it was awkward just holding that one tiny piece of bread. Like, cut that thing in hell. Go ahead. So what happened to some way? To each your own, you know, however they wanted it done, I did it. I was an artist, all right? Yeah, so sandwich artist.

All right, sandwich artist.

So now we know where they are or we're up to.

Okay, so you remember when, like, the, what was it, the three foot long deal came out?

Yeah.

Yeah, so at that same exact time, um the steak filly cheese steak came out okay so if if you got two

philly cheese steaks it came through the exact same price as a three dollar foot long so when are

the the ten dollar foot long whatever So when our or the the $10 foot long, whatever it was. So when, uh, the first time I, I offered

somebody, um, it's like you got two stakes. It's the same exact price if you get another foot

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