I saw Nicole Bire do a stand-up set recently where she asked the audience.

I think she does a lot to share stories of being dumped.

Who's got a, you know, like a bad story of being dumped?

This was at the Taco stand on a Hill of Hers that show.

And um, three, yeah, you guys know.

I don't know, I don't know.

Is that a famous show?

I don't know.

And like three people shared stories where they were awesome.

Like nobody would share a story where like, oh, I got dumped in this.

You know, they can bear some way or like this person treated me really badly.

One of them was like, well, my boyfriend texted, dumped it me on his way to

Coachella, but then when he came back, he fucked me six times and said we should take cooking classes.

And Nicole was like, all right, not the kind of story I expected, but uh,

and then someone else saw the story of how they dumped three different people at once

in a group text.

And I was just like, this is a very LA audience.

Like nobody is sharing a story where they lose.

Yeah.

We cut to your right, Tisha.

Hey, Will.

Yeah.

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