Human Composting at Galaxy’s Edge

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Zach Reino, Sarah Claspell, and Beth Appel join Matt Besser this week for scenes about an unlikely green card marriage, deciding how to compost a dead relative, and an unenthusiastic Disney attendee. Later, they’ll settle an argument with a parking lot attendant, meet a gentleman goblin, and steal a valuable piece of art with a casual plan. This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com/IMPROV code: IMPROV).

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0:00.0	Do you want, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to few months only.
0:09.2	Improved for news with Matt Bessel.
0:12.2	Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform
0:17.6	fully improvised scenes.
0:19.5	Today's episode features two on guests Zach Greenwood, Bertha Bell and Sarah Klaus Bell.
0:30.0	I think it's not a reality show.
0:32.0	I think I like it because it's not a reality show.
0:36.0	It calms me down.
0:38.0	It just stress me the fuck out.
0:40.0	I can't watch Nicole's watching the bachelor at the end.
0:44.0	I forget which one.
0:46.0	I'm here for you.
0:48.0	I can only watch it out of the corner of my eye.
0:52.0	I don't want to see those bros hitting each other on the rugby field.
0:56.0	It's too much for me.
0:58.0	I can't do it.
1:00.0	What part of it is too much for you?
1:02.0	The emotional capital that people are putting on the line.
1:08.0	The bachelor red is not as bad as the bachelor.
1:10.0	The bachelor feels like weirdly misogynistic to me.
1:14.0	The women competing for the women in one.
1:16.0	Let's go back to the emotional thing you're talking about.
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