The Patreon Tapes 3: Danish Yoghurt
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
This week’s episode is Patreon-only.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm and I'm I'm Thank you. Right, it is the third of these Patreon tapes. |
| 0:50.1 | Yes. |
| 0:51.4 | So thank you, everyone. |
| 0:52.4 | Thank you, patrons for jumping on board. |
| 0:54.3 | You can hear this little bit on the free version. |
| 0:57.9 | And, you know, we're just popping up every week just to go. |
| 1:01.6 | We're not here for a bit. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.5 | So, you know, we've had the ad revenue. |
| 1:06.0 | Not our fault. |
| 1:07.5 | We haven't been cancelled. |
| 1:09.2 | None of us have said anything. No, no. Not that he was noticed anyway. Things beyond our control. Although I am currently banned from Instagram. Why? How did you get banned from Instagram? Well, I thought I did something and into what? I thought, what have we done now? Do you put it with a dick pit? No, I didn't. I didn't get the dick pick. |
| 1:27.5 | That's the thing. |
| 1:28.2 | That's not the thing that got me cancel. |
| 1:29.7 | What got he canceled? When Shane Lowry sunk that put in the rider cap, I was ecstatic. All right. Basically did a, so I, on my phone, recorded the putt and just said, Shane Lowry, I love you. Put it on Instagram. Were you topless like Grant from EastEnders when England play rugby? |
| 1:45.2 | All you can see is Shane Lowry. |
| 1:47.2 | Okay. |
| 1:47.8 | On my TV. put it on Instagram. Were you topless like Grant from EastEnders when England play rugby? |
| 1:45.2 | All you can see is Shane Lowry. |
| 1:47.2 | Okay. |
| 1:47.8 | On my TV. |
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