The Patreon Tapes 1: Terminated
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2025
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
This week’s full episode is only on Patreon.
Our Wondery contract has been terminated, which means the ad support that kept this free feed alive has gone.
But don’t panic — we’re still making the pod every week, and for the next 4 weeks all episodes will be Patreon-only.
⚠️ The Patreon Tapes will NEVER be available for free anywhere.
👉 Join us: patreon.com/distantpod
💸 Code ACD83 = 25% off your first subscription
Patreon is the only thing keeping SDSB alive right now — so if you can, come and support us. ❤️
👀 Industry folk: Have a read of this post about our brilliant team. They’ve lost their jobs due to the Wondery situation. They're amazing and deserve jobs.
🎟️ Tour 2026 tickets → distantpod.com/live
🛒 Merch → sdsb2025.myshopify.com
Here's what the Episode looks like this week over on Patreon
This Week’s Show
📌 Part 1
- Elis: Mark Hughes’ wedding speech
- Mike: The Tush Push
- Steff: Piano
📌 Part 2
- Documentary (Mike): A Life In Ten Pictures – BBC
- Book Choice (Elis): European Football Greatest Grounds: One Hundred Must-See Football Venues by Leon Gladwell
📌 Part 3
- Elis: The Krypton Factor
- Mike: Seve… again 😁
- Steff: Wheelie Bin Game
🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERT
We’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!
If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm and I'm I'm I'm I can walk you through what we're going to do. |
| 0:48.3 | Magic. |
| 0:50.0 | Would you like to do it that way? |
| 0:51.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:52.0 | That would be easier, yeah? |
| 0:53.6 | Hold your hands through this process. Okay, good. Please hold my hand. I like my hand held for the rest of my life. Did it? Would you? Yeah. Are you a hand hard? Do you enjoy holding hands? No, not physically. I meant more sort of metaphorically. I sort of be told what to do. I'm not physically going to hold your hand. Don't worry. |
| 1:11.0 | You're both not tactile people here. No, that's why I was surprised. I'll happily kiss a stranger, hug strangers, slap strangers on the back. Kiss a stranger. Can't do it anymore. You can't do it anymore, Mike have told you before. You're going to end up in trouble. If we hadn't already been cancelled, that would get us canceled. |
| 1:28.5 | Not the lips. |
| 1:29.2 | God, no. |
| 1:29.9 | Do you ever feel a little, |
| 1:30.5 | but I feel a little of well-nerch? You're going to end up in trouble. If we hadn't already been cancelled, that would get us cancelled. |
| 1:28.4 | Not their lips. |
| 1:29.2 | God no. |
| 1:29.9 | Do you ever feel a little of well-nurgent when I like people? |
| 1:33.1 | Yes. |
| 1:33.8 | Just sort of put an arm round them and just kiss the top of their head. |
| 1:37.5 | No. |
| 1:38.4 | No. |
| 1:38.8 | I get that a lot. |
| 1:39.9 | No. |
| 1:40.7 | Never. |
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