Hello, everyone, welcome to the patch.

We're here to talk about video games, video game news.

I think there was a little bit of that this week.

Just a little.

A little bit.

Something's going on.

The don't know us, is Gus?

I'm Gus.

I'm Ashley.

I'm Matt Pat.

And I'm Meg. And I'm Gus. I'm so. I'm Matt Pat. And I'm Meg.

And I'm Gus. I'm so excited that Matt Pat's here. I'm excited to be here. Thanks for having me on. I love game theorist. Thank you. I appreciate that. And you know, we do our best. We try. You got some crazy theories. We do. We go completely out there. I think to this day my all-time favorite is that Rosalina is the daughter of Luigi and Peach. I don't know. Are you guys familiar with that?

Yeah, no, run us through it a little bit because I think there's a lot of people who need to hear this.

I mean, there's other things that we should probably be talking about today, honestly. We'll get to them.

We'll do the elevator version.

If you look at the genetics, the lore around Rosalina the character,

the genetics of Luigi and Peach, if they were to have a child,

as well as some other detail sprinker throughout the Mario Galaxy games,

it's pretty well substantiated that Rosalina has some parentage there. We need to get one of those paternity tests from the drugstore. Right? Walk over to the Nintendo booth. Let's figure this out. Like take a cheek swab or something, right? Blood sample. Spit into this cup. Right? The, like, a Rosalina cosplayer over there. We're going to break this wide open. Proven, right here. No longer a theory. It's a game fact. Oh. New channel. Right. Right. Second channel. My vlog channel. My vlog channel. So it's the third channel. Well, right. Speaking of new channels, we just launched film theorists. So our new show film theory, where we're doing kind of like that over and for applying science, math, and history to films now instead of just games. And also TV. So we've done a lot with Game of Thrones in the first couple episodes. We have an episode that's coming out pretty soon all about... Game of Thrones. Right? Yeah. Spoiler alert there. And then also, we have one coming out,

hopefully today. That's all about 50 Shades of Grey, which, I mean...

Wait, so does that mean that you would have had to watch that movie then, right? Like, a lot.

Purely for research purposes, I swear.

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