Hey, everyone.

Welcome to this episode of the patch.

This week brought to you by Dirty Bomb and Trunk Club.

I like my bombs dirty.

We'll talk about it more later.

This week...

How about your dirty bombs?

Talk about my dirty bombs

Got Gus

Have you got your dirty bombs up in some trunk clubs

Whoa nice crossover in there

Ashley

And Gus

We're in that post E3 glow

Where everything in the world is right

Everything's wonderful

No it was great on Friday

Everything in the world was right on Friday Now it's all gone Friday. Everything in the world was right on Friday.

Now it's all gone to shit again. Everything in the world was right on Friday because I didn't come in on Friday. Oh, man. Oh, that's why the day was good. It was a travel day. That must have been the best sleep I've ever had. Thursday night, I slept so hard. I was doing that thing. I went and had a spa day. I was doing that thing where, you know, people talk about falling asleep during massages, and I'm like, who falls asleep during massage? What a waste. But then I was like, no, I didn't. I was just like, oh, don't, oh, don't. Someone is actively touching you and you're falling asleep. Yeah, that would be a waste. Yeah. That would be a waste because you're paying them a lot of money to rub on you.

Yeah.

You're still all like derog. Yeah. You're all like, you got your rubs. I told Ashley I also paid some lady to put fire on my face. It was the worst idea I've ever had. I got a facial and, uh, insert jokes here. and she put she was like, I have like an insomatic little mask peel that I'll put on you.

And it's just pumpkin extract. And it burned like fire. Horrible. Oh, don't forget the hourglass. Maybe you're allergic to pumpkin. I don't think I am. But she was like, some people are sensitive. And she put it on. And I was like, it feels like fire, but I don't want to be a pussy about it. I've had that with, you know, you get the massages with like those little tiny tie ladies. Oh, they're like, and you're like, you're like, this is going to be great. And then they're like, you're wrenching around like this. And they're just like, and you're just like, breathe into it. Like, it'll be over in 59 minutes. I'm like, I'm paying somebody like a hundred bucks, but I'm like too much of a wuss to get what I want.

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