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Good Children

The Partying Will Catch Up To You

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Today, we’re diving into the wild aftermath of weekend debauchery—why we keep saying “never again” but somehow still show up in the same places every Friday night. We’re talking side effects of partying that nobody tells you about (hint: it’s not just the hangover) and The Hunger Games... again. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

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0:15.7

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0:19.6

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0:26.2

You look just like Josh Hutcherson to me. I think people have always told me that I

0:31.6

look exactly like Josh Hutcheron, but it's weird

0:34.6

because I've always wanted them Josh Hutcherson. Can you say his name one more

0:38.8

time? Josh Hutcher, right? With the son? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say it again?

0:45.8

Josh Hutcherson. Okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would Josh Hutcher daddy.

0:50.8

I would hutcher that son in such a fucked up way, especially when I was a kid.

0:57.6

When I was a kid, I would have done anything for Josh.

1:00.4

I could have called him. Is it Jimmy? No, that's John. No, yeah, that's James. It's just James. James to John to Jimmy.

1:07.8

Yeah, Josh is just Josh. Your name is James, you get fucking 18 names. It's like enough is enough. Josh you get Joshua you also get

1:14.3

shwa.

1:15.3

Schwah? Yeah you know a shwa. I don't know a shwa but I'm sure there's a shwa out

1:20.0

there. Wait but I he had me feeling like that schwa. I was

1:26.3

swawing like I've never swad before for Joshua, like dating back from

1:30.9

little Manhattan to bridge the Tar Tarithia. I will never forget to say

1:36.3

the next to my fifth grade teacher, Mississippi. Yeah. Watching, well sobbing, watching Josh Hutcherson on that screen being like I actually was my first

1:46.4

crush he was kind of my first crush yeah now they think about it I was in love with

1:50.1

Josh Josh Hush Huthbert perfect face. Perfect face. Perfect face. Square, square, square jaw.

1:55.0

It was, I was like,

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