You know you go to like a doctor's office or a dentist office and they'll have you,

sometimes they'll have you fill out a questionnaire.

Yeah.

No, not sometimes, Paul, every time. Every time it's the same one. It annoys me that I have to keep filling this. And then, sorry, I know you wanted to talk about this thing, but I'm going to, I've triggered you. I apologize. triggered me because I will fill out the thing ahead of time online as they asked me to

48 hours in advance and they still have me fill out the goddamn like paper form when I get there.

Do you think I have my insurance information memorized?

Oh, all right. Sorry. To answer your question, yes. Yes. A lot of people just felt seen by that. But I went to the dentist for my annual checkup. And I've been going to this dentist, by the way, for a decade, like a long time. And there's a new questionnaire suddenly. And I have to fill out this questionnaire. And I'm like, this is weird. My insurance information hasn't changed. Everything is fine.

And then one of the questions is, what do you look for in a dental visit?

Oh.

And I'm like, speed and numbness.

Like that is what I look for in a dental visit. I want to be in and out and feel

nothing. That's hilarious. What are you looking for? And how do they afraid dental encounter?

And a dental encounter would be even better.

Would be amazing. Dental visit, dental experience. Particularly because the the dentist at my office, I kind of got shifted to a new guy and he's cute. Oh, well, there you go. Like, I'm telling you, I'm looking at during my dental visit. That's a good doctor to be cute. You don't want your proctologist to be cute. You want your dentist to be cute. Yeah, especially because let me tell you something, my mouth is clean.

He is impressed every time he goes, looks in there.

Yeah, she is sparkling.

I have a whole fucking routine.

There are implements.

Paul, I bet your asshole is beautiful too.

Also sparkling.

Also sparkling. Also sparkling.

Hey, I'm Paul.

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