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TRASHFUTURE

The Parasocial Bookie feat. Emiliano Mellino

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7935 Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Emiliano Mellino joins us in the middle of a riff about how we should be able to kinetically engage swans with lethal force to talk about how the employment tribunal system in the U.K. is fundamentally broken. Before that, we review the death of Neom and a16z’s newest innovation in the field of American Dynamism: more addictive gambling! Check out Emiliano's work here! Get more TF episodes each week by subscribing to our Patreon here! TF Merch is still available here! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s tour dates here:https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/liveshows Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0

Hello, everybody. Welcome to this free episode of T.F. I am very pleased to announce that we are joining Apple, Google, HP, Meta, Palantir, and other leading companies in the technology space.

0:31.9

We are sponsoring one pillar in the new White House ballroom.

0:36.8

Yeah, there'll be a trash future pillar. You'll be able to go and see the logo on it in tasteful gold. Yeah, one of the five pillars of Trumpism. Yeah, TF, Apple, Google. Is it good that the whole ballroom is held up by five pillars, who can say? But it expresses a lot of piety as the main thing. Isn't it like based on the design is basically bigger than the white.

0:56.7

The ballroom is bigger than the White House itself, right?

0:59.0

Based on like the dioramas.

1:00.9

I can't wait until he kills himself in there when the sort of like invading troops are

1:05.8

about to kick the door in.

1:07.6

That's the one thing that Alex Garland, Captain America Civil War, didn't predict, is that it would be much gaudier.

1:14.9

Well, there's actually a scene at the end of that film, if you say it after the credits, where, like, they do like the big villain reveal for Civil War II, and it happens to actually be Zoran Mundani.

1:23.9

Have you ever heard of the Free Fast Buses Initiative?

1:26.9

And he says, like, directly to the camera, I am initiating Woke 2. And that's where Civil War 2 like kind of will begin. They're going to like camp out in the ballroom and take over, takeover America from that. Yeah, it's good. There's the ballroom, the, you know, all of like this sort of like Google translated Latin that they're going to throw up all over the sides of the ballroom. He's going to replace it with a land acknowledgement. The ultimate

1:48.2

humiliation. Yeah, no, pretty funny that from over the ocean, we're watching the American

1:53.9

state be just fully overtly, the last bits of it that weren't overtly privatized in real

1:58.8

time. I hope nothing like that happens to our state. That would be terrible. Heavens, no. I would hate that. Although, to be fair, what's very useful is that I think the MAGA move, and look, I really, I'm going to say something almost optimistic and I'm very cautious about saying something almost optimistic. Yeah, don't do that. Every time we do that, we get fucked in a different way.

2:18.2

Okay, well, okay. I'm going to hedge it.

2:20.5

Pessimism of the optimism, pessimism of the will. That's the secret. You have to lock in on

2:27.2

everything is terrible and will stay terrible forever. Do not get excited about Zach Polanski.

2:33.3

Don't get excited about anything.

2:35.1

Stay miserable.

2:36.2

And that way, when something good happens, you'll go, oh, that's, that's unexpected.

2:41.7

I think, I think that was in the Grindrisa.

2:44.3

But the one thing is, because of the nature of British elections, and I still don't

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