PREVIEW: The Derek Zoolander Economic Institute For Kids Who Can't Maintain Currency Value Good ft. Ezequiel Bistoletti
TRASHFUTURE
TRASHFUTURE
4.7 • 935 Ratings
🗓️ 25 October 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the thing. Like, that podcast you love is like deep in its 30s. And so consequently, the sort of the human stories of the podcast are like childcare, a lot of work in the same day in multiple different directions. Or in my case, waking up in the morning and finding out my arms don't work. So it's really, it's just, it's going to, the ailments corner that Riley and I |
| 0:23.3 | like to do on our phone call planning the episodes is going to expand into the episodes and eventually |
| 0:27.7 | become the episodes. And Trash Future in, you know, a few decades, hopefully we'll still be going, |
| 0:34.2 | still be doing very well, but both audience and cast will just be sort of like toothless, |
| 0:41.2 | aged complaining about various aches and pains. |
| 0:44.4 | I think what you could do is, |
| 0:46.0 | I've got another startup for us. |
| 0:48.1 | They said I could reverse mortgage my house. |
| 0:53.8 | I guess that's like our version of like the, like the, I guess the right wing analog are like |
| 0:59.2 | the people who are sort of still trying to kind of ride the anti-workwave but like are way too |
| 1:03.7 | old for it now. |
| 1:04.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:04.8 | Of which I'm noticing a lot more of that now, just like you're kind of like hosts from unheard, |
| 1:09.3 | like the Trigger Boys, like all this type of stuff. Whereas it's like you kind of, you kind of watch their episodes now or like you're kind of like hosts from unheard like the trigger boys like all this type of stuff |
| 1:11.1 | whereas it's like you kind of you kind of watch their episodes now or like you watch clips of it |
| 1:15.3 | and you're just like your heart's not in it anymore man like we could we could be those people |
| 1:19.0 | we could be the wokeest oldest bastards we could be out there in AI generated t-shirts that |
| 1:24.8 | say like don't mess with a 65 year old-old pronouns veteran. I mean, look, yeah, like the sort of woke wars will kind of continue forever. Of course. But really, there is a convergence. And I'm reminded a lot of like my favorite musician interview, which is Andre 3000, when he's asked by GQ, like, hey, why aren't you putting out a rap album and why are you putting this weird flute music? And Andre 3000 basically says, what am I supposed to rap about? That I'm getting a |
| 1:48.1 | colonoscopy, but my back hurts. And I'm just like, yeah, that's, that's, and that's, I feel like we're all converging to that point, man. Like, you know, we started out, you know, we were young, we were willing to fight, and now it's just like, like, we've all got different levels of |
| 1:59.5 | like lower back pain. And that is how we're going to unite. That's how, that's how, like, |
| 2:03.6 | you know, the culture wars finishes, because we recognize that we have more in common than what divides us. And what we have in common is the fact that we all have, like, lower back pain. Yeah. You wanted to leave the EU. I wanted to stay in the EU. you wanted to like shoot refugees. I wanted to welcome refugees. |
| 2:19.0 | Both of our backs hurt the same amount. You know, that's right. No Brexiteer |
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