Hey, everybody, it's Alden and...

Seth.

Happy Max Fun Drive. It's week two.

Yes, it is the second and final week of the Max Fund Drive, and we are back for a couple

reasons.

First off, we want to sincerely thank the hundreds and hundreds of people who have signed up to support us

since we announced the Young Old Durf Chronicles.

Yes, thank you.

Thank you.

And for everyone else, we are here this week to entertain you and also to convince you to join them.

Yeah.

So the goal is that by the end of this episode, you will be a supporter of Mission to Zix, a supporter of the young old Dirt Chronicles.

Now, statistically speaking, we will fail in that goal.

Majority of the people listening to my voice right now will not do that. I guarantee it.

I will bet you any amount of money. But don't be a statistic.

I'm not talking about the other people listening to this who aren't doing it.

I'm talking about you, you, you. Look in the mirror. You. Jeff. Jeff. Susan.

And of course, your name.

And in this episode, we were going to announce something that one very lucky supporter,

maybe you, will get.

Yeah. So before we get to the fun stuff, before we get to the fun stuff, before we get to funny excerpts of bonus content, before we reveal the aforementioned prize, Alden, I just want to, can I take a second and talk through this paradox that I've been thinking about?

Yeah.

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