Hi there, it's Alden Ford with the first of many monthly episodes leading up to the release of the young old Durf Chronicles later this year.

Now, if you're thinking the What Chronicles, you should go back, listen to the previous episode where we explained the new prequel show, which is a spinoff of Mission is X, featuring everybody's favorite geriatric weirdo. And it also explains why we need

your help to make it happen by going over to Maximumfund.org slash join happy Maximum Fun Drive,

by the way. One of the many perks you'll get as a supporter of Mission of Zix over on Maximum

Fun is to join our Mission of Zix Discord and

suggest pitches for these one-off out-of-character episodes of podcasts we have never done before

and we'll never do again like this one. The episode you're about to hear comes from the mind

of supporter and discord member Noel, who made the mistake of suggesting

that we do an advice podcast answering questions also submitted on the Discord.

So here it comes. Enjoy.

Welcome to Mission to FIFICS.

Mission to FIX.

The Fix Squadron.

Where the crew of Mission to Zix solves all of your problems.

Yes.

Those people listening might be wondering, are we in any way qualified to give advice and I think

the answer is a resounding you know we can all say it no no one even thought to wonder that we

might be yes if you're listening to this it's on you a little bit yes if this is the your only

resource for good advice good good good good job good times time. Good job and good luck. And we have

great news for you if you don't like the advice. This is the first and last episode of this show.

There will be no follow-up. No. Well, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Alden Ford. You may know me

from Mission to Six. I am, how am I qualified to answer your questions?

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