Welcome friends to the how to heritic. I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan.

And I'm Uncle Dan. And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right.

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Hey, never fear, that's why we're here.

We're your audio locals, and with help from good friends and experts

in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge

to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make the most of it.

Yahoo! Well, uh, Uncle. Yeah, it's just me. How are you Dan? I'm doing okay. I feel I feel a weight lifted from the program.

There is a big ginger monkey that's not on our backs today.

Oh, that is the big grape ape.

That is Uncle Doug has a very busy moment in his day job life

and likes to rub in our faces that he has a day job so he's doing that and

So we're Douglas today. Yeah, yeah, and don't worry there's nothing suspicious about that.

That's exactly what we say it is, and he's definitely okay and not in jail.

Yeah, so, you know, bail money is a thing we're going to be talking about later in the show, but it's not for Doug. Not for Doug. No, it's just give us, maybe give us, think about giving us some extra money, especially if you like Uncle Doug, for no apparent reason.

$250,000 is a huge Patreon goal, but I think we can do it.

I don't think we can make it.

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