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The How-To Heretic

Strangers with Candy - 161

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0961 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Mark says we should chill out about the Halloween Candy Panic, Uncle Dan introduces us to the OG witch Ursula Soothtell, and Uncle Doug wants more atheists in office!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome friends to the how to herrittic I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Duck And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

0:17.0

Boy, howdy!

0:18.0

Leaving religion is the first step into a larger, better world.

0:22.0

However, it can also be a scary world.

0:24.6

Things work differently now.

0:26.6

Never fear, that's why we are here.

0:28.6

We are your audio oncals!

0:30.6

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields

0:34.4

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

0:37.8

After all, you only get the one that we know of.

0:40.4

See it better make the most common.

0:50.0

Happy, happy almost Halloween there uncles. Yes.

0:51.0

Yes.

0:52.0

Spooky. The time of year when children used to go out and get candy before.

0:58.0

Back before we were...

1:00.0

Before permanent Halloween.

1:02.0

Yeah, but in the before the before time.

1:06.0

So yes, fun show today.

1:08.6

I'm actually going to reference Halloween and I'm going to talk about another bullshit American myth that is trying to ruin all our fun.

1:17.0

Yeah, and I too will be a little femy on the Halloween thing and talk about the person that you are picturing every

1:26.3

time someone says which.

1:28.7

Yeah, the proto-Alphaba.

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