Hey, Frank's happy Independence Day, if you live in the United States.

Most Elves wear in the world, it's just July 4th.

In Muslim countries, let me just say death to American infidels.

I try to be inclusive.

Everyone celebrates today a little differently.

Of course, I've got a best of show for you on this very important holiday as I rest

and relax.

I actually, which I'm not even really doing, by the way.

I'm in pain and agony.

I wanted to post a best of show yesterday as well.

But late at night, I was taking out the dogs for their last shit of the evening.

And I, you know, I was traipsing around, fluttering like a ferry, running in the backyard.

And the last step of the port, or the deck, where it goes from deck to ground, is not

exactly steep, but it's more than just like a standard step down.

And I was wearing a pair of new shoes and different, like, wear a new pair of tennis shoes

or something.

I don't know if I got the wrong size, but like, you step and your shoe kind of go sideways.

Well, I did that as I was taking a step down and my entire foot went sideways.

I'm pretty sure I sprained it because my entire world went black.

And there was just this incredible shooting pain.

And as soon as I couldn't walk the dog, they had a, I didn't run back and I wobbled

back inside the house and luckily Lord Dush was there.

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