Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators – The Pinnacle Of 90’s Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can’t Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton’s New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt 00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09.18 Front Yard / Driveway Fireworks Fiasco 00:35:47:02.49 Grass Trimmer Took Off A Man’s Genitals 00:39:04:23.01 Forklifting A Old Lady Up To Heaven 00:42:12:04.16 Taking A Dip in Hot Springs […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2023, coming up on the program today, making a woman's
0:05.6	vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
0:08.8	Plus, trimming grass and the tippy-year manhood, foreclifting the elderly up to heaven, and
0:14.2	listeners calling with their pussy odor preferences.
0:17.6	For sure, voicemails, dead-a-peep!
0:47.6	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2023, coming up on the program today, making a woman's
0:56.4	vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:01.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:08.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:15.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:22.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:28.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:35.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:38.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:42.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:46.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:50.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:55.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
1:57.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
2:00.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
2:03.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
2:06.4	Freaks, it's Wednesday, July 5, 2020, making a woman's vagina squared as easy as picking up a bowling ball.
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